So, Who am I, And what the hell do I do?

On the 16th October 1989, a great tragedy hit the town, not an earthquake, not a huge fire, not a freak weather event. Me, I happened, I happened early one monday morning, how unfortunate for the (not so) Great town of Barnstaple in Devon to have recieved such a gift, ( A shitpants little baby)

Now I Know little of my Baby years, but i do know this, A phenomenon occurred a mystical event that has puzzled scientist and creationist alike , I Aged.
and I grew, and grew, at one point I thought i had stopped, but no, I carried on growing.
Bam. 20th July 2009.
wow that was quick, now obviously, a few key events have been removed to save time, but fill these in with your imagination,
So lets move on , to one of the most important topics of today, Soil Erosion.......

Sorry, i have removed the Eco Friendly bastard who was typing that for me...
*Ahem*

I like to watch house, nope not on sky, i'm not paying for something that im not really gonna watch am I?! When released i watch the DVD's, and do so religiously, i started watching the seasons this Xmas gone, and have watched season One around Five times this year, and two, and three, I only got four recently, so i ahve watched that fewer times. great show, i really reccomend it if you really want to be a doctor but are too lazy, hey you could be like me and sit around in a doctors uniform, trying to sout out the correct diagnostic awnser to the television,
(or in my case, Computerscreen)



well , this is me for now.
:D